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Morrison Says He’s Uniquely Qualified To Speak At International Women’s Day Event Given His Wife Is A Woman (The Shovel)

Scott Morrison has told an International Women’s Day breakfast that he knows what it’s like to be a woman because his wife is a...

Scott Morrison First Victim Of ‘Job Dobber’ Hotline, After Tip-Off Reveals He’s Avoided Work For A Whole Year (The Shovel)

The government’s new ‘Job Dobber’ hotline has unearthed its first case, after an anonymous caller revealed that the Prime Minister has evaded work opportunities...

Government Strikes Deal With Facebook To Restore News. Also Facebook Now Owns Tasmania. (The Shovel)

Treasurer and master negotiator Josh Frydenberg has come to an agreement with Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg to return news to the social media site,...

Jobseeker Increase Means Recipients Can Now Afford To Rent An Apartment In Sydney In 1994 (The Shovel)

The announcement of a $3.47-a-day increase in the Jobseeker allowance has been met with jubilation by people across Australia, who say they will now...

Craig Kelly Moves To Crossbench So He Can Finally Continue Saying Whatever He Wants (The Shovel)

Saying he was sick of the idea of being hypothetically muzzled at some theoretical point in the imaginary future, Liberal MP Craig Kelly has...

Search For Anthony Albanese Continues (The Shovel)

The excitement following NASA’s landing on Mars yesterday was replaced by frustration today, after it became apparent that Anthony Albanese was not, in fact,...

Scott Morrison Says He Wasn’t Aware Of Most Recent Rape Allegations Until February 2024 (The Shovel)

The Prime Minister says he wasn’t made aware of the new allegations of sexual assault at Parliament House until after the next Federal election. Questioned...

Prime Minister’s Office to take urgent action against new sexual assault allegations: “We’ll start work on discrediting the woman’s family members immediately” (The Shovel)

The Prime Minister’s office says it is treating the latest sexual assault allegation with the utmost urgency and will start work on discrediting the...

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