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Letter deliveries will shift to every second business day from now on, according to a statement Australia Post mailed to media outlets four years ago.
The organisation said they wanted to give Australians several years to get ready for the change, but the announcement was held up in a sorting facility in Dandenong South for three years, before finally being sent to media outlets in Sydney and Melbourne last December, via Broome.
“Unfortunately once it got to Broome it was then mistaken for a Christmas card, which meant it was held back for three months and only only delivered today,” a...
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Pointing out that it was a long time ago and that his memory isn’t perfect, former political staffer Bruce Lehrmann says he cannot remember the outcome of today’s defamation verdict, or even launching proceedings in the first place.
“I don’t recall ever initiating defamation action. And if I did, I certainly don’t have any recollection of losing the case,” he told journalists.
He said it was unreasonable for him to be expected to remember in detail something which happened dozens of minutes ago. “The supposed date of the findings – 15th April 2024 – is a very long time ago. I...
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Peter Dutton has stubbed his toe while walking to the kitchen at his family home, immediately drawing parallels to the pain and suffering felt by victims of the Twin Towers attacks of September 2001.
It comes after he compared last October’s pro-Palestine rally at the Sydney Opera House to the Port Arthur Massacre.
In a statement to media, Dutton said his stubbed toe – which he referred to as ‘the events of April 11’ – was a significant moment that would be seared into the Australian psyche.
“While no one was killed during the events of April 11, it was akin to...
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A new reality offering from the Seven Network will see a group of contestants compete to see who can rack up the most spending on a company credit card in under 24 hours.
The exciting new format, which will feature exclusively white male contestants, will be must-watch television, according to the network. “It’s going to be edge-of-the-seat viewing,” a Seven spokesperson said.
“One guy’s frantically buying flights and accommodation, someone else is racking up special massages, a third bloke is tucking into $3,000 steaks. The clock is ticking … who’s going to have the biggest bill at the end? You’ll have...
Qantas has announced an exciting new update to its frequent flyer program, saying the new system will make it even easier for passengers to access rewards seats on flights to obscure destinations late at night in five years’ time.
Billed as a major overhaul of the program, the company said passengers could now access any seat they wanted in the row next to the toilets, on selected flights to selected destinations.
“We want to say thank you to the millions of Australians who have spent years saving up their Qantas points by giving them the opportunity to battle it out for...
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