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This Foetus Bought Its First Investment Property at Just 12 Weeks Old. Here’s How It Did It (The Shovel)

A 12-week-old foetus has become Australia’s youngest landlord after it bought a 4-bedroom investment property in Melbourne. The proud parents say the foetus was able to buy the property by pooling pocket money, savings from odd jobs and a $850,000 contribution from them. “We want to teach our children that, even if you’re not born yet, it’s never too early to start implementing good savings habits,” father John said. “Little Ella (official name TBC) has really got into the spirit of saving and investing. While other foetuses her age are just lying about doing nothing, she’s been earning money by doing...

We see the smoke on the horizon first, then the text messages start – Bushfire Emergency Warning! | First Dog on the Moon (First Dog on the Moon)

We are ok for the moment. Friends closer to the blaze have already evacuatedSign up here to get an email whenever First Dog cartoons are publishedGet all your needs met at the First Dog shop if what you need is First Dog merchandise and prints Continue reading...Read More

Russian Election: Putin Scrapes In With Just 101% Of Vote (The Shovel)

Russian President Vladimir Putin has narrowly retained office, obtaining just over two out of every two votes in the recent national elections. It is a disappointing result for Mr Putin, who won 117% of the vote at the last election. The Russian leader also lost 80% of his opponents during the campaign. In a speech to the nation, Mr Putin said he wanted to govern for all Russians, even those who hadn’t voted for him, who he urged to COME FORWARD IMMEDIATELY. He also thanked his opponents, saying they had worked hard to provide the appearance of viable alternatives. Former US President Donald...

(PG VERSION) Honest Government Ad | Visit Tasmania! (The Juice Media)

The Tasmanien Government has made a tourism ad and it’s surprisingly honest and informativeYou can find the uncensored version of this video hereYou can find more PG versions of our videos here SUPPORT US PODCAST STORE The post (PG VERSION) Honest Government Ad | Visit Tasmania! appeared first on The Juice Media.Read More

Gina Rinehart Says Government Should Get Out of People’s Lives Except When It’s a $840 Million Handout for Her Mine (The Shovel)

A woman who has for decades called for smaller government and reduced welfare says she is willing to make an exception for her Northern Territory rare earths mine. In a speech today, Ms Rinehart said the perception of her as heartless when it came to Government welfare was misguided. “While in general I disagree with the concept of government handouts, there are some extreme circumstances where I now recognise they may be necessary, to act as a safety net for those battling to maintain their position on the Forbes 100 rich list. “Without these handouts I would be forced to survive...

Honest Government Ad | Visit Tasmania! (The Juice Media)

The Tasmanien Government has made a tourism ad, and it’s surprisingly honest and informative! VoteWild Credits and sources in YouTube video description The post Honest Government Ad | Visit Tasmania! appeared first on The Juice Media.Read More

TikTok! Is it destroying the minds of a generation? | First Dog on the Moon (First Dog on the Moon)

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In a Fitting Tribute to Scott Morrison, His Farewell Dinner Has Been Announced but Will Not Be Implemented (The Shovel)

Scott Morrison’s farewell dinner in The Shire has been announced and then quietly cancelled, in a touching tribute to the former PM’s reputation for never actually going through with anything. Organisers of the event said they wanted to create a send-off for Morrison that captured the essence of his time in office. “When we thought back to what he had achieved as PM we came up with absolutely nothing. And that’s when we knew we’d hit on the perfect farewell,” one of the organisers said. “What better way to honour the man than with an elaborately-announced but never-actually-implemented leaving do?” Organisers...

Government’s $840M Cost of Living Relief Package Helps WA Single Mum Buy Rare Earths Mine (The Shovel)

The Albanese Government has delivered on its promise of helping ordinary Australians buy everyday essentials, announcing a $840 million relief payment to help a single mum develop a Northern Territory mine. “We recognise things are pretty tough out there right now,” Treasurer Jim Chalmers said in a Press Club speech today. “I met a single Mum from Perth this week who has to get by on just $46 billion. She’s doing it tough, struggling to put together enough to even buy the basics like rare earths mines in Central Australia. “It’s easy to forget how tough it is for some people. Imagine...

Young Offenders to Be Forced to Spend Time in The National Party, Under Harsh New Proposal (The Shovel)

A newly proposed policy that has been labelled unnecessarily cruel will see young criminals and repeat offenders spending a year in the National Party as punishment for their transgressions. Anti-crime advocate Jonathan Ryan said there needed to be a harsher deterrent for young would-be criminals, given current strategies weren’t working. “These kids don’t fear prison any more. But tell them they’ll have to spend three months in a Party Room with Barnaby Joyce and Matt Canavan and they will very quickly find more productive pursuits,” he said. He said, rather than city-based prisons, offenders needed to be placed in a remote,...
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