Minister for the NDIS, Linda Reynolds has slammed assertions that the NDIS is underfunded and difficult to secure. She said anyone who claims to have difficulty receiving NDIS funding a ‘lying cow’.
This comes after Reynolds said the NDIS is overfunded.
“We are wasting taxpayer money on people who need it,” said the expert in empathy. “All the problems are caused by funding people just because they ‘have a disability’. I mean, is that what the NDIS is for? I thought it was to overfund Church-based organisations, not help disabled people.”
“I reckon most of the money is going to obese people pretending to have disabilities to get money. I have no proof of it happening but I know it must because it’s too easy to get the NDIS these days. I reckon it’s just a few questions and here’s your money. The experts in my department disagree but luckily those idiots aren’t in charge, I am.”
“We’re spending taxpayer money going that could be going to covering up war crimes, or covering up an alleged rape, or paying for the stress leave that has been taken due to the stress of people finding out about the covering up of an alleged rape.”
A representative for the NDIS told the media, “we deny this is how the NDIS works, but if she wants us to officially stop giving disabled people money that’s fine. It’s not like we were doing it much anyway.”
