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Wednesday, May 22, 2024

Government told they must learn to live with Novak (The Chaser)

Tennis star and freedom fighter Novak Djokovic has today sidestepped the Australian immigration process today, by re-entering the country via the Ruby Princess. Though he could still be stopped by border guards, the government has said they will wait for him to be out in the community for two weeks before finally reacting to this development.

“We have to learn to live with Novak,” a judge told the government today. “We can’t go around using the law to dictate how tennis stars live their lives by locking people down. And if he wants to go out and murder a few elderly or disabled people while he’s here, well that’s just the price of freedom.”

Asked what he would be doing with his newfound freedom Djokovic said was unable to put his feelings into words, due to a mysterious virus tearing apart his lungs.

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