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Sunday, June 16, 2024

BREAKING: Rupert Murdoch has lost the Australian Federal Election (The Chaser)

Australia has celebrated the first change of leadership in 50 years, after a man who wasn’t sucking up to Rupert Murdoch was elected to government in a major upset. Murdoch gave a concession speech late tonight, thanking his opponent “reality” and pledging to do everything he can do to win back middle Australia. “Whether it takes me calling Albo a communist, publishing nude women in my newspapers again, or just straight up broadcasting Neo-Nazis in national prime-time shows, I’ll literally do anything to ensure I’m back at the next election.” explained Murdoch.

The American leader has reached out to Murdoch to express his sympathies on the loss, with Murdoch telling his mirror he has his sympathies.

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