History has been made today, after 37 year old Alex Watson became the first ever BMW driver to follow a road rule. This momentous occasion has been seen as a symbol of hope for many drivers sick and tired of BMW drivers.
“I’ve really learned a lot over the past few months and am glad to see it finally pay off,” said Watson, “before that I didn’t know road rules existed. It all makes so much sense.”
“Before I just assumed that the turn signals were just flashing lights you can use for a party and that the signs with numbers were how many people to cut off. This makes way more sense. Hell, I don’t even tailgate anymore.”
This was not the only first for a BMW driver, as inner-city mum 42 year old Sharon Richards actually took a BMW four wheel drive off road.
