The Australian Census Bureau would like to thank the public of Australia for participating in the 2021 census, here’s some of the most interesting things we learned this year:
- There are now 25 million more Australians since the last census in 2016, when the results showed there were only 6
- 0 Bondi residents were in their home last night
- 124% of Australians report not understanding how percentages work
- 0% of Australians are excited for the Hey Hey It’s Saturday reboot
- 50,000 couples reported breaking up over the stress of defining their relationship on the census form
- 1 Sydney man reported spending the night on a Newcastle beach
- 38,000 Australians mysteriously reported they were overseas on census night
- 500,000 women report recently having moved to Byron in the hopes of landing a date with Zac Efron
- 69% of Australians report being immature
- 98% of Australians report wanting milk that just tastes like real milk
- and 100% are now aware that they are breathing {ALT: are now aware that their tongue is never relaxed?} and hate us for pointing this out.
For more statistics visit census.gov.au – not all at once though, we wouldn’t want the website to crash.
